Take a look at FTC’s superb new line of 12-inch “Dressed to Kill” KISS action figures. WOW! Fans of the band’s famous original foursome and collectors of unusual 1:6 scale figures will all be pleased. These are some sharp-dressed hard rockers. Were YOU in the KISS Army? (Photo: FTC)

You couldn’t make a 1:6 scale Paul Stanley headsculpt much more accurate than this. EXCELLENT work, FTC! (Photo: FTC)

New FTC Releases Include KISS, “Dukes of Hazzard” Cast, J.R. Ewing & Evel Knievel 

Get ready, 1:6 scalers! While the “Big H” (Hasbro) continues to disappoint GIjOE fans and collectors during our 12-inch hero’s (apparently forgotten) 50th anniversary, a growing cadre of competing toy companies continues to pick up “Has-blow’s” frustrated customers—and reap massive PROFITS—by selling their own lines of 1:6 scale action figures. Some are good. Some are not so good. Whatever the case, there’s a flood of NEW 1:6 product coming in 2014. 

In previous articles, we’ve discussed the outstanding work being done by Hot Toys, Sideshow, Round 2 and Cotswold. Today, we’re focusing on a manufacturer that’s relatively new to 1:6 scale: Figures Toy Company (FTC). Until recently, they’ve primarily been known for creating wrestling-related products and smaller, “mid-sized” (8-inch) action figures, ala the old Mego brand. But FTC is growing, and in recent years, they’ve expanded their brand licensing acquisition, enabling them to increase the number and variety of their TV celebrity, superhero, music industry, and other pop-culture inspired products. Think of them as sort of a “Mego on Steroids.”

What a fantastic headsculpt of KISS lead guitarist, Ace Frehley. Give him a careful haircut (that’s just too much hair, guys) and Ace will be ready to ROCK ON! (Photo: FTC)

In fact, FTC has grown so much lately, they’re now selling their products from FOUR different websites. We’re not sure if that’s really necessary, however, and they do tend to repeat their offerings across sites. Imagine if Hot Toys were to put all their superhero figures onto one website, all their monsters on another, aliens on another, etc. That’s what’s going on here. While it might seem like a good idea at first, in the end, it may only serve to dilute the FTC brand. In addition to their main website, here are FTC’s three other “sister” websites:

“ClassicTVToys.Com was started by Figures Toy Company in 2004 and began manufacturing retro MEGO-type 8-inch action figures. Initial lines included classic shows from the past such as Happy Days, The Brady Bunch, Space 1999, The Munsters, Married with Children, Mad Monsters and Mad Clowns. Also introduced were the “Worlds Greatest” lines of Robin Hood, Super Pirates, American West and Super Knights. Classictvtoys currently specializes in producing custom 8-inch bodies, boots, outfits and accessories for 8-inch Mego-type action figures.”

For KISS fans who know what Peter Criss looks like, this headsculpt is RIGHT ON. However, FTC gave him WAY too much hair. Criss never had very long hair, only about shoulder length. A simple (careful) haircut would fix that right up. Finally, replace his “open” hands with a pair that have “kung-fu grip” (for holding drumsticks, natch) and he’s ready to Rock ‘n’ Roll All Night!  (Photo: FTC)

WrestlingSuperStore.com specializes in manufacturing fully licensed WWE, WCW, and ECW championship replica belts. Our other products include replica wrestling masks, belt buckles, finger rings, wrestling action figures and related accessories.

MyFaceOnaFigure.com It’s time to start collecting figures of yourself and your friends!We have a big selection of body sizes and outfits to choose from for your action figure. Create your very own design for your action figure’s packaging. It takes just 3-5 business days for us to make your custom action figure. Now that’s fast!”

Gene Simmons is, without a doubt, the most photogenic and memorable of the 4 original members of KISS, and FTC has certainly done him justice with this amazing 12-inch action figure. And get a load of that suit! WOW! (Photo: FTC)

Figures Toy Company CFO Anthony Balasco poses with his original Gene Simmons KISS Mego figure from 1978. Gee, do you think Anthony is still a KISS fan today? (Photo: FTC)

Wow. FOUR total websites. That’s quite a large web “footprint.” We were also surprised to learn that FTC has been around, in some form or another, since 1989. According to their history:

“Figures Inc. was started by Anthony Balasco in 1989, and began selling collectible toys and action figures through print catalogs, magazine ads and collectible toy shows throughout New England. In 1993, the company refocused its complete attention to the selling of collectible wrestling merchandise. In 1999, Figures Inc. became WrestlingSuperstore with the launch of its online e-commerce website. In 2004, Figures Toy Company started classictvtoys.com and began manufacturing classic Mego-like 8-inch action figures and accessories reminiscent of action figures from the 1970′s. In 2012, Figures Toy Company began recreating the classic KISS action figures from the 1970s, with all-new lines based on different eras in KISS’ legendary career!”

FTC offers multiple versions of their KISS figures, all with album-specific headsculpts and costumes. Unfortunately, the quality seems to vary greatly from set to set, and collectors are cautioned to do their homework before selecting which version(s) they ultimately decide to buy. (Photo: FTC)

A rear-view of FTC’s new 1:6 scale “Evel Knievel” action figure. The stars, the stripes, the stitching, it’s all perfect. And remember that big “Elvis” collar? YES! (Photo: FTC)

Moving on UP—to the Next Size

Recently, FTC began sort of a stealth campaign of silently (but surely) “upping the scale” of some of their 8-inch figures, introducing them anew into the 12-inch market. It’s not a strategy many industry observers saw coming, but now that it’s happening, we couldn’t be more pleased. (Are you paying attention, Hasbro? Sorry to wake you.)

A quick tour of FTC’s main website found HERE, reveals that it has produced (or is about to produce) 12-inch versions of characters from The Dukes of Hazzard, multiple variations of the members of KISS, a Larry “J.R.” Hagman from Dallas, and our personal favorite, America’s premier motorcycle (and rocket-riding) daredevil, Evel Knievel. Even 12″ figures from Gilligan’s Island have been announced. We can’t wait to see the Skipper and Gilligan!

FTC’s choice of packaging makes good sense to collectors. The two clear “clamshell” halves are easily opened for removal and/or replacement of the figure. Great for play—or display! (Photo: FTC)

Out of its package, FTC’s 12-inch Evel Knievel figure stands tall and proud, ready for his next breath-taking daredevil motorcycle jump. Each figure comes with bell-bottomed jumpsuit, cape, helmet, and cardboard display stand. Okay, who’s up for building a 1:6 scale “Skycycle X-2″ rocket, and launching Evel over the Snake River Canyon again? Whoosh!!!!! (Photo: FTC)

A picture’s worth 1,000 words, and this one says, “Quality.” The graphics, the stitching, EVERYTHING looks perfect at 1/6th scale. (Photo: FTC)

In this closeup, everything looks great. But Evel’s “weak link” is his so-so, open-mouthed headsculpt. It’s just not that well done. However, when he’s wearing his helmet, you don’t really notice. Picky collectors may want to swap out his noggin’ and body anyway, because it’s really Evel’s great costume and helmet that “sells” this exciting new figure. (Photo: FTC)

These 12-inch “Dukes of Hazzard” figures will FLY off the shelves, guaranteed. And again, FTC’s inspired use of easy-open, easy-close “clamshell” packaging means that after you’ve played with ‘em, you can put ‘em back inside and display ‘em, keeping them dust and mold free. Yee-HAW!!!! (Photo: FTC)

Out of their packages, FTC’s new line-up of 12-inch “Dukes of Hazzard” figures look like they’d be a lot of fun to play with. All you need now is a 1:6 scale “General Lee!” VRROOMMM!! (Photo: FTC)

This back view of Luke Duke reveals an excellent shirt, belt and jeans. Look at the stitching! (Photo: FTC)

He’s charming. He’s smiling. He’s…Bo Duke! Opinions may vary, but that much molded hair strikes us as…not so great. What do YOU think? (Photo: FTC)

“Boss Hogg” was portrayed a country buffoon on the show, and FTC’s 12-inch version looks much the same. While we don’t care for this figure, his white suit is very unique and that plastic Stetson was nicely sculpted. A clear case of the pieces being better than the whole.(Photo: FTC)

This back view of Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane’s uniform reveals FTC went to extra lengths to get the details right. The shirt, the epaulets, the belt and weapon are all very nice. That glossy, painted black hat? Not so great. (Photo: FTC)

From the front, Roscoe’s uniform is shown to well made, with a very nice tie-clip, gold star and contrasting tie and pocket flaps. (Photo: FTC)

FTC’s 1:6 scale J.R. Ewing from TV’s “Dallas” may look like a pretty basic action figure, and it may not look that much like Larry Hagman (although it does—a LITTLE), and that beige suit may be…underwhelming, but hey! It’s J.R! Could they make that Warner Brothers logo any bigger? Geez! (Photo: FTC)

While it may bear a sufficient likeness, FTC’s 1:6 scale headsculpt of Evel Knievel is nonetheless, sub par. And the upturned, “questioning” eyebrows are never a good choice for any action figure (see also Hasbro’s Ted Williams GIjOE). (Photo: FTC)

After taking an informal poll around the office, opinions about FTC’s new figures seemed to come together fairly predictably. As always of course, please feel free to post your own comments to this article, but to the staff here at The Joe Report, there seemed to be a fairly general consensus regarding the following:

First, it was unanimous that picking up all four of FTC’s excellent “Dressed to Kill” KISS figures was a “no-brainer.” They are just too cool. With their superb head sculpts and excellent facial paint, snappy 3-piece suits, funky ties and shoes, these new 1:6 scale figures succeed in recreating the original hard-rockin’ foursome perfectly. FTC “Dressed to Kill” 12-inch KISS Figures: Rating: ♦♦♦♦ (4 diamonds out of 5)

FTC’s other 12-inch versions of KISS didn’t impress us nearly as much. And they appear as if they’ll require much more “help” in order to improve their appearance. In addition, some of the other KISS headsculpts seemed downright simplistic in comparison to the excellent ones created for the “Dressed to Kill” group. All other FTC 12-inch KISS Figures: Rating: ♦♦½ (2½ diamonds out of 5)

The helmet for Evel’s blue uniformed version features different graphics correct for that time in his career. (Photo: FTC)

Next, despite its “soft” looking headsculpt, the 12-inch Evel Knievel action figure appears to be very well done, and received high marks for its well-made costume (especially the original white version) and highly detailed crash helmet. Most also considered it to be a “must-have” for their collections. FTC Evel Knievel Figures: Rating: ♦♦♦½ (3½ diamonds out of 5)

Finally, as to the Dallas and Dukes of Hazzard figures, those were all viewed as more of an “acquired taste,” with some perilously approaching the ever-pink land of Ken and Barbie. We liked them, but many reviewers felt the headsculpts were only so-so, or bordered on cartoonish. The Duke boy’s clothing, however, received high marks for fit and quality. FTC Dukes of Hazzard and Dallas Figures: Rating: ♦♦♦ (3 diamonds out of 5)

You can’t say FTC isn’t paying attention to the details (well, you can, but…). This extreme closeup of Luke Duke’s groin reveals the exquisite detail and quality of his iconic…”bear paw” belt buckle. (HA) Nice job, FTC! (Photo: FTC)

Bottom Line: Regardless of FTC’s varying quality, there’s clearly a lot of potential in the company’s new 1:6 scale lines. But we do think they should work on their headsculpts and prop details. Collectors of 1:6 scale are going to be more discerning, and product details need to be increased significantly over those of the more “toy like” Mego-style 8-inch figures. Nevertheless… it’s obvious FTC is off to VERY good start, and we can’t wait to see what they come up with next. If you’d like to keep up with FTC, we recommend you visit one of their four websites, or “like” them on their Facebook fan page HERE.

Editor’s Note: Our sincerest congratulations and best wishes to everyone at FTC. Great work!

Calm down, Bat-fans. The DVDs shown above are all homemade FAKES (aka “bootlegs”). At best, they’re 2nd generation copies. Such illegally duplicated, amateurishly packaged, and criminally distributed VHS and DVD copies of the original 1966 Batman TV series have long been “pirated” and sold openly online. Occasionally, legal pressure is brought to bear on the perpetrators, but others quickly arise, selling their own copies on hundreds of  “unofficial video” websites. (Photo: mista shake speer)

Another FAKE. Here’s a second Batman “bootleg” DVD collection that even bears a DC Comics logo in an attempt to appear more “legit” and authentic. But buyers beware! These are also illegal copies. (Photo: classicdiscs)

Holy Bootlegs, Batman!

After almost five decades of wanting and waiting, Bat-fans around the world are finally about to be rewarded for their patience and enduring loyalty to one of television’s most unique and memorable programs, the 1966 camp classic—Batman, starring Adam West and Burt Ward. In a surprise announcement made yesterday, TBS talk show host Conan O’Brien “tweeted” the following insider intel:

“Very excited @WBHomeEnt is releasing the Batman ’66 Complete TV Series in 2014!” —@ConanOBrien 

Press response (of course) was rabid and immediate. According to a follow-up article on USA Today:

“The original 1960s Batman show is finally getting a home-video release, and Conan O’Brien couldn’t be happier. USA TODAY confirmed the news that the late-night talk-show host tweeted to his 9.75 million followers Wednesday: WB Entertainment will be releasing the complete series this year in a box set. He also added a picture of himself and the classic Batmobile with the quip, “The seat smells like Adam West.”

Conan O’Brien poses with a copy of the 1966 Batmobile before sending out a “tweet” announcing Warner Brother’s intent to officially release the Batman TV series on DVD in 2014. (Photo: Conan O’Brien)

Yet another “Bat-FAKE.” Apparently, if you have no conscience, a DVD burner and some graphics software, it’s very easy to go into the DVD pirating “business” and make your own illegitimate copies of the show. (Photo: ebay)

The USA Today article continues:

“The TV show was a lighthearted, campy affair starring West as the earnest Batman and his alter ego Bruce Wayne, Burt Ward as Robin and Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. However, the many colorful villains they faced on a weekly basis were arguably more of a draw, with a stable of mainstays including the Joker (Cesar Romero), the Penguin (Burgess Meredith), the Riddler (Frank Gorshin) and three different women to wear the tight leather of Catwoman (Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt and Julie Newmar). Celebrities of the day were regular guest stars, including film director Otto Preminger as Mr. Freeze, Milton Berle as Louie the Lilac, Vincent Price as Egghead, Liberace as Chandell and his twin brother Harry, and Zsa Zsa Gabor as Minerva. Details will be announced later on specific platforms and pricing.”

Yes, these are also fake, fake, fake. If you’re one of those law-abiding Bat-fans who’s been able to wait all these years for the real thing, your patience is about to be rewarded. So…Don’t buy THESE. They’re just some pathetic basement-dweller’s bootlegs! (How’d they divide 3 seasons into 2 volumes?) As soon as we have pictures of the REAL Batman DVDs, we’ll post them here ASAP. (Photo: ebay)

Whatever loser produced this fake DVD made a telltale error: he used the wrong bat-logo (this one’s from a cartoon). Another fake to avoid. (Photo: ebay)

Bottom Line: This news couldn’t have come at a better time for all of the “old farts” around the world who are about to raid their kid’s college funds in order to purchase the all-new (and VERY expensive) 1:6 scale Batman and Robin action figures from Hot Toys (see article HERE) and the requisite 1:6 1966 Batmobile (also from Hot Toys, see HERE). Of course, a lot of the DVD pirates out there may have to finally move out of their parent’s basement and go back to work at the food court. Oh well, all good crimes have to come to an end sometime.

And… as soon as WB releases its prices and photos of the OFFICIAL Batman DVD sets, we’ll report that information to you here on The Joe Report. Until then, we suggest you clean off your bat-screens, change the batteries in your bat-remotes, load up on some bat-snacks, and get ready for some serious ’60s “bat-binge TV viewing!” To the DVD store!

“Woodworking Wonder” Mike Conrad, poses humorously for an exclusive photo taken for The Joe Report. While wielding a hammer, dremel tool, hot glue gun and a tube of…something, Conrad pretends to be working on his latest creation, an amazingly detailed 1:6 scale water-cooled machine-gun, constructed predominantly out of wood and tiny pieces of metal and rubber. Out-STANDING! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Mike Conrad’s superbly handmade, 1:6 scale WWII “walkie-talkie” is almost completed. Once it’s been painted and decaled, it will look… AMAZING. (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Self-Taught 1:6 “Woodworking Wonder”

At a time when most customizers of 1:6 scale action figures, vehicles, weapons and related equipment are working with high-tech aids and materials such as 3D printers (see our previous article HERE), complex resin compounds (see HERE), electro-static flocking machines (see HERE), styrene plastics (see HERE), and even metals (see HERE), longtime modeler and customizer, Mike Conrad, of Ontario, Canada, has decided to eschew modern methods and materials and return to “the craftsman’s roots” by working predominantly—with wood. For even the most talented 1:6 customizers however, working with wood is believed to be severely limiting. Outside of a pile of campfire logs or some tent poles, there would seem to be little else that 1:6 scalers could convincingly create out of the material. Conrad dispels such notions.

This closeup reveals Mike’s small work area where he is currently completing the final fit and assembly of one of his 1:6 scale (wooden) machine guns. Simply amazing work! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

A breathtaking closeup of the front sprocket and tread assembly of a 1:6 scale M2A4 Stuart Tank, currently being constructed by Mike Conrad OUT OF WOOD. Are you blown away yet? If not, wait until you see the NEXT photo! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

How is Such Fine Work Possible?

Typically, when you think of wooden toys, you think of standard flea-market finds such as wagons, horses, choo-choos and other such simplistic children’s fare. But Conrad’s work isn’t made for children. Rather, each piece is a miniature work of military fine art, replete with perfectly defined parts and realistic details. The fact that nearly everything is made out of wood is literally mind-boggling. It’s the kind of 1:6 custom work you have to see up close and in-person to believe. We asked Mike to tell us about himself and his background, expecting the requisite story of intensive training and years spent apprenticing with master woodsmiths and artisans. Surprisingly, he replied:

“I was born and raised an Air Force “Military Brat.” Our family packed up and moved away from friends and familiarity every 4 years. In 1982, we moved to Lahr, West Germany. I was 12 at the time. Shortly after we arrived, I happened upon something that a lot of us built as a kid (when the costs were cheaper)—an almighty, 1/35th scale TANK. I fell in love! My passion for model-building snowballed from that point on to include planes, ships, submarines, corvettes and most recently, 1/6th scale WWII.”

(Here’s the photo we warned you about.) This stunning rear-view of the M2A4 Stuart’s sprocket gears and tread assembly is an absolute MIND-blower! Can you imagine (in your wildest dreams) the talent required to make all of this BY HAND—and out of WOOD? Simply exquisite work, Mike! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Another view of the tread assembly reveals a flexible, underlying rubber belt, sandwiched with perfectly spaced wooden blocks. Can you imagine all the careful planning and painstaking detail work required to create this masterpiece? (Photo: Mike Conrad)

“Of course, while growing up, we never had much money, so when it came to model building (or as I like to call it now, ‘model creating’), I had to make do with whatever was available at hand. Whenever images or ideas were in my head, the next step was scrounging and hunting for the various parts and pieces in my Dad’s parts bins in the basement and garage. (Thanks, Dad!). I’ve always been good at picturing the finished product from all sides and how to go about building or creating it. I have never had any formal training in model building or painting, but I’ve won numerous awards for my ‘Creature Creations and Prop Building,’ having also worked for a professional theater In Halifax.”

With the main tread and lower hull assemblies in place, Mike begins to add the upper armor sections, turret, main gun, etc.. Yes, it’s ALL made out of wood. And YES…it will be R/C! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Piece by piece, Mike cuts, shapes, sands and carefully assembles each and every tiny part of his amazing, 1:6 scale wooden creations. Here, he attaches a perfectly carved call-button to the side of his new 1:6 scale walkie-talkie. WOW! (Photo: Mike

Simply Fascinating!

Despite a lack of any formal art education, Mike has clearly become a VERY talented and gifted artist. And his decision to work in wood makes his creations all that more special. We confessed to Conrad that we were surprised he had chosen to create his 1:6 scale customs out of wood, when there were so many other more “toy-like” materials available. He replied:

“I’ve used anything and EVERYTHING I could find; from the wood panels off the sides of a small tangerine box (see my current .30 cal machine-gun project), to the hardwood dowels I found at local Dollar Stores (those stores are a good hunting ground for bits and pieces, by the way). No matter what materials (or media) you decide to use, I say to kids out there… Put down that video game controller or cell phone. Scrounge around the house. Raid your Dad’s parts bins. Use your imagination. And for Pete’s sake… START CREATING!”

Holy Hot Lead! Words cannot do justice to Mike’s 1:6 scale miniature M1917A1 water-cooled Browning machine gun. Here it is in its pre-paint status, revealing all of its superbly handcrafted and intricate parts. Next up, the weapon’s water tank, ammo box and ammo belt. Hooah! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Conrad’s 1:6 wooden creation of the lighter, more maneuverable Browning 1919A2 air-cooled machine gun and tripod would look right at home in any military museum (or in the hands of a 1:6 scale action figure). And just wait until it’s painted. Yessiree! (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Going Against the Grain

Of all the materials to work with in 1:6 scale, it seems that wood would be the most artistically challenging and work-intensive. But such thoughts don’t appear to concern or deter Conrad, who describes his preference for wood thusly:

“Well, the idea of working with wood came to me just because of the simple fact that (in my head) I’m always looking for other uses for house-hold materials, and there was always scrap wood sitting around in the garage, basement, etc. And of course, it was FREE.

Personally, I find that wood is very easy to carve. If I make any mistakes—there’s always good ol’ wood filler that I can make myself out of sawdust and glue. It’s also non-toxic (and FREE). I hate waste, so I try to find uses for EVERYTHING. Gimme a dremel tool and some wood and I can make practically anything. I’ve actually just finished carving out the button for my new U.S. walkie-talkie.”

Another view of Mike’s unfinished tank shows it’s beginning to come together nicely. Imagine the satisfaction of building something this cool from scraps of wood you find lying around the house? WOW. (Photo: Mike Conrad)

“I’m also building a 1/6 M2A4 scale tank, all out of wood, using wooden packing crate boxes for oranges that I picked up from the grocery store and some other scrap wood I found lying around. If the tooth of a gear ever breaks, I can just cut out a new sprocket, because—it’s FREE! I just rough cut the circles out on my band-saw, then spin them using my drill press and a long nut and bolt, using it like a wood lathe. Whatever I make is just for my own personal collection. I’ve never really thought of any other options, such as selling them. But if such an offer ever came up, I’m sure I would consider it!”

(The first call comes in on Mike’s new handcrafted 1:6 walkie-talkie): “Hello? What’s that you say? You want to BUY Mr. Conrad’s 1:6 scale wooden tank? HA. Get in line, fella!” (Photo: Mike Conrad)

Bottom Line: Our sincerest thanks to Mike Conrad for his contributions to this article. His extensive use of wood as a customizing material gives his 1:6 creations a unique tactile and artistic esthetic that few others can claim. And Mike’s suggestion of using inexpensive (i.e. FREE) supplies is great advice for hobbyists of all ages. There’s no better way to begin an artistic pursuit than boldly jumping in and spending practically nothing. He’s also living proof that you don’t have to have a formal or expensive art education in order to begin creating your own 1:6 scale masterpieces. Remember, anything created by you becomes an instant keepsake and family heirloom, possessing far greater memories of satisfaction and accomplishment than ANY mass-produced hunk of plastic. So, as Mike likes to say… “For Pete’s sake, start creating!”

Here it comes! Customizer Gary Stair’s “Space Chariot” plows relentlessly through the arctic snow in search of another sub-zero adventure. This is ALL hand-built, folks. WOW! (Photo: Gary Stair)

Among the world-wide cadre of 1:6 scale customizers and kitbashers, renowned Captain Action enthusiast, Gary Stair, continues to grow in fame, leading the way with his ever-expanding, highly inspiring “fleet” of hand-crafted and scratch-built 1:6 buildings, aircraft, and vehicles. Stair’s latest creation will be instantly recognizable to fans of the classic ’60s sci-fi TV program, “Lost in Space” (LIS), as the show’s unforgettable “Space Chariot” ATV (see photo of original version below).

In a scene from Lust in Space, Don West and Judy Robinson discuss where they can go to be alone to perform another one of Don’s 20-minute “undergarment inspections.” Don: “I think I saw a good spot behind that rock.” Judy: “But Don, is this really necessary? It’ll be our third ‘inspection’ today. Are there REALLY such things as ‘invisible space ticks?” Don: “Of course! And the only way to find them is by FEEL. Trust me, I’m a major. I know all about ente—, entemol—, BUGS and such.” (Photo: CBS)

The LIS Space Chariot was just one of FOUR iconic machines created for the show. The other three were, of course, the “Jupiter 2″ (a flying saucer), the iconic “Robot B9″ (Warning, Will Robinson!) and the “Space Pod” (very similar to ones seen in the film, “2001: A Space Odyssey.” The LIS Space Chariot made its first appearance during the best year of the show, Season 1, and led the lost Robinson family through a dangerous battle with a giant cyclops and across an ocean with a raging cyclonic whirlpool (it was QUITE the exciting time for the Space Chariot).

Stair’s Space Chariot enables his explorers to conduct dangerous missions in frozen wastelands, searching for lost UFOs and other mysterious objects. (Photo: Gary Stair)

Stair’s Space Chariot is not a “bolt-for-bolt” recreation of the one on the show. Rather, it is a wholly unique and exciting custom in its own right. Here’s how Stair describes his one-of-a-kind ATV:

Renowned 1:6 toy customizer, Gary Stair, PA. (Photo: Gary Stair)

“Hello, fellow customizers! This is my new, scratch-built, 1:6 scale “Chariot,” ala the one shown on TV’s “Lost in Space.” It’s chocked FULL of extra features, including: a domed canopy top, a top-side luggage rack, 2 side ladders, a front radar dish, front canopy lights, rear space for the ER1 (environmental robot), a sliding side door, 2 rear lab stations, an elevated center platform (to give better access to the domed top), lighted(!) interior control panels, arm rest tables for computer laptops, an overhead solar shade with tie-down straps for windy conditions, side and rear platforms for easy access (and extra carrying capacity), a rear top-side spotlight, extension power cable, de-icer hose, soil drill and front power-loader bars (to carry heavy equipment, ‘natch!).”

3/4 view of Gary Stair’s 1:6 scale “Space Chariot.” (Photo: Gary Stair)

Side view of Gary Stair’s 1:6 scale “Space Chariot.” (Photo: Gary Stair)

Back view of Gary Stair’s 1:6 scale “Space Chariot.” (Photo: Gary Stair)

“My custom Chariot even has a couple of nifty ‘homage’ additions, including a Lost in Space (2nd Season) laser rifle, and a Star Wars Droid (he seems to have a little R2D2 in him). I hope you enjoy my latest creation and these recent ‘arctic mission’ photos. In other photos (not shown here) I’ve added even more homages to Lost in Space by including a damaged weather station and giant Cyclops footprints. Yikes! Time to call for reinforcements!”

Bottom Line: Our sincerest thanks to Gary Stair for being such a regular contributor to The Joe Report and sharing these amazing new photos of his latest 1:6 scale creation. Absolutely top-notch!

It’s tiny. It’s nicely detailed. It’s in 1:6 scale. And it’s NOT PINK. This “retro TV” may have begun as a lowly keychain, but we quickly removed that unnecessary hardware and plan on putting it in a guard shack diorama, maybe as a monitor or something for him to watch before falling asleep and being tied up by our Navy SEAL strike team. It’s PERFECT. And so is the cost—only $3.99! (Photo: Mark Otnes)

This closeup shows the TV’s scale in relation to a 12″ GIjOE. Sweet! (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Cheap. Cool. Collectible!

It’s always fun to report on new 1:6 scale “finds,” whether they’re big or small, cheap or expensive, mass-produced or custom-made “one-of-a-kinds.” Whatever they may be, if they fit into our ever-expanding “1:6 universe” of action figures, vehicles and related diorama props, we want to know about them. And we know YOU do too! Fortunately (for our wallets), today’s particular finds are all available for under $15, most for much less, and all of them are currently and conveniently available in both brick-n-mortar retail stores—and online.

We’ll begin with a Retro TV Keychain (shown in the photos above and at right). You can see that once the kechain’s hardware has been removed, it looks just like a nice little 1:6 scale b&w TV, complete with realistic light and sound effects—simply perfect for GIjOE! The company that created this item (Kikkerland) is based in Europe in the Netherlands, and during a recent trip to nearby Norway, we found it available in stores located throughout Bergen and Oslo. Ours was purchased here in the U.S. at Waterloo Records in Austin, Texas, but you can also order them online HERE. Finally, Patches of Pride (PoP) has created a new “2-minute review” video about the TV, so you can see and hear its effects before buying:

This hand-held movie camera by Kikkerland would look right at home in any 1950s-’70s 1:6 scale diorama. It’s also a great candidate for customization, including paint details, decals, etc. (Photo: Mark Otnes)

GIjOE: Signal Corps Photographer

Cameras are not often produced in 1:6 scale; hand-held movie cameras even less so. Dragon created a superb WWII movie camera for one of its high-end German “propaganda” figures, 21st Century Toys made a series of carded 35mm SLRs as an equipment pack, and Hasbro produced a wrist-strapped Hasselblad for its ’60s Mercury astronaut and a Signal Corps photographer’s equipment carded set for their ’90s Classic Collection line. Mattel has even produced a fairly nice (pink) movie camera with a tripod a few years back for Barbie. But a 1:6 scale movie camera for GIjOE? That’s been a rather rare item to track down—until now.

Keychain manufacturer Kikkerland strikes again! This time, it’s their Movie Camera Keychain, most likely patterned after the sturdy Kodak “Super-8s” of the 1950s-70s. When the keychain’s hardware has been removed, you’re left with a perfect 1:6 scale prop for GIjOE. It includes authentic sound and light effects, fits perfectly in Joe’s kung-fu and gung-ho gripped hands, and enables him to “shoot” some dangerous white tigers and pygmy gorillas on his next safari adventure. Of course this time, he’s going to be shooting them all—with FILM. We found our camera at the same Waterloo Records store in Austin for $3.99, but it’s also available online HERE. Take a look:

1:6 Scale Trash and Recycling Containers

What’s an Adventure Team to do with all of its outdated Skull Island maps and other trash? Why, throw it all out, of course. But to do so properly requires 1:6 scale trash and recycling containers, right? Right! Well, thanks to eagle-eyed Field Reporter, Andrew Garrison, there’s now hope for all of our messy Adventure Team headquarters. In a post left recently on the Trenches fan forum, Garrison announced an exciting new discovery that can help our Joes “clean up their act,” saying :

“I didn’t see this listed here—yet. I picked these up at Dollar Tree today. I’d seen them posted elsewhere and figured some Trenchers might like a heads up on these.”—Andrew Garrison

Absolutely PERFECT 1:6 scale trash and recycling containers (actually pen and pencil holders) can now be found at many Dollar Tree stores nationwide. And of course, they’re just $1 each! (Photo: Andrew Garrison)

The containers are a tad on the fragile side, so we don’t recommend dropping them on hard floors. But they’re the perfect size for Joe and their colors and graphics would look great in any 1:6 scale office, kitchen or headquarters diorama. Thanks for the “heads up,” Andrew!

You couldn’t get any more ON SCALE <snicker> than this superb 1:6 scale bassoon. Absolutely PERFECT in terms of detail, quality and size. Currently $12.50 in most musical instrument stores. (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Play it Again, Joe…

We love musical instruments that are scaled to fit GIjOE. Over the years, we’ve collected a wide variety of 1:6 scale guitars, drums, trombones, flutes, trumpets, clarinets, pianos and even a harp, for our 1:6 musicians.

This year, during the holiday shopping season, we were browsing in a musical instrument store when we came across a tiny instrument we’d never seen (in 1:6) before, a stunning, absolutely SPOT-ON 1:6 scale bassoon made of real wood and metal parts. It rang up at a pricey $12.95, but the instrument’s materials and quality made it well worth the cost, in our opinion. The bassoon’s size is perfect for Joe, and its color, keys, etc. all look correct. Although the bassoon was originally an ornament, according to the store manager:

“They’re available all year-round, because they make great gifts for birthdays, graduations, and other occasions.”

By “other occasions,” we’re not sure if he was thinking about 1:6 scale GIjOE band concerts, but that’s undoubtedly what thousands of customizers and diorama builders around the world are likely considering. Regardless, remember that despite the holidays being behind us now, your chances of still finding these little beauties in the stores are, as musicians like to say, “SOLID, Jackson!”

This closeup of the new 1:6 scale bassoon reveals incredible craftsmanship and detail. (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Miniature Huey Helicopter Hallmark Keepsake Ornament

There are many miniature versions of the Huey helicopter out there, but this particular one caught our eye over the Christmas holidays, and we thought we’d pass it on. As always, Hallmark ornaments are exceptionally well made, and this honey is no exception. It’s made of metal, except for the flexible plastic rotors and landing skids. Its paint job is superb and even includes sharp little ARMY lettering on each side of the tail boom. Put one in your GIjOE’s “war room,” office, barracks, or conference room, and it’ll look GREAT. Hey, Joe deserves some toys of his own, right?

Joe loves helicopters, and the Hallmark Keepsake Huey is one of his favorites! We found this one on sale for $15, normally $17. But you can probably find it online for even less. HOO-ah! (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Bottom Line: The search for 1:6 scale props and accessories never ends, so we’ll continue to pass on any new items that come across our desks here at The Joe Report, as well as any fresh “intel” from trusty Field Reporters such as Andrew Garrison. Good luck and Happy Hunting!

My, how time flies, and how prices fall. The “Terror on the Sea Floor” convention set from 2007 originally rang up at a whopping $250. But now, during the GIjCC’s “50-Day Sale,” you can snag this extraordinary collectible for just $100. Great gobbling Sea Clams…that’s a heck of a deal! (Photo: GIJCC)

FLASH! This Sale News Just In…

The Dallas, TX-based GIjOE Collector’s Club (GIJCC) has just announced that it is commencing with a so-called “50-Day Sale” in honor of GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary. This sort of sale (conducted on the club’s website HERE) provides great opportunities for fans to pick up past convention exclusives, reproduction vintage figures, assorted uniform sets and related 1:6 scale accessories. According to the GIJCC’s official press release:

“We have started the huge sale we have been promising! In honor of GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary, we are having a sale that will last 50 days. Twice a week we will add approximately 12 items to the sale. All of these items are at least 50% off and some are as much as 90% off. Many of these pieces are fairly limited, so when you see something you want, don’t wait long. This will be a great time to fill in the holes of your collection. Check out the first items at GIJoeClub.com/shop. Then click on the GIjOE Sale/Clearance Items.”

VROOOMMM!!! The “Drive Into Danger” 12-inch exclusive from JoeCon 2011 remains a “must-have” for most Adventure Team collectors. Until now, its original $325 pricetag has kept many fans away, but during the club’s “50-Day Sale” it will be sold for just $162. We can smell the desert sands now! But be careful… Add in the cost of shipping and you’re back up to about $200. (Photo: GIJCC)

Bottom Line: We LOVE sales, and this one is looking like it’ll be a doozy! We recommend that you heed the club’s recommendation and check back in every 12 days or so to see what new items have been put up for sale. Keep your fingers crossed. You never know what might happen! Go, JOE!

Sure, they’re pretty, but talk about sending “mixed messages” to your target market. WOW. For some reason, the GIjOE Coffee Company believed photographs, autographed by three unknown models (dressed in sexy, military-esque costumes) would be an effective and appropriate inducement for their recent fundraiser on the Indiegogo website. What the…? For a business that is purported to exist to help disabled veterans, incentive offers of clothing, posters, and even 4-day vacations to Costa Rica surely must’ve confused—and even deterred— many potential backers. (Photo: GIjOE Coffee Company)

This screenshot of the GIjOE Coffee Company’s fundraising “progress bar” reveals it received pledges for only $610 of its $100,000 goal. OUCH! (Graphic: Indiegogo)

For Unknown Reasons, Company Still Failing to Reach Out to GIjOE Fans and Collectors

An online fundraising effort conducted by the GIjOE Coffee Company (GCC) fell predominantly onto deaf ears recently, largely due to the fact that the fledgling business completely misjudged its target market and demonstrated a stunning lack of common-sense during the campaign’s execution. In fact, the campaign was so poorly handled (see HERE) that the company’s goal of $100,000 fell embarrassingly short—with only $610 pledged!

One of the more appropriate message graphics utilized during GCC’s recent fundraiser on Indiegogo. (Photo: The GIjOE Coffee Company)

We’re not sure who advised the GCC on this particular promotion/fundraising boondoggle, but we do think they should seek out more experienced PR counsel before attempting such an event again. The negative publicity and potential public backlash created from such mishandled promotions is too great to risk happening again. Let’s examine specifically what went wrong, beginning with…

Ignoring Built-In Supporters Makes No “Cents”

For reasons known only to the GCC, the company continues to fail to reach out to the vast, worldwide fan-base and community of GIjOE, Action Man, and Geyperman collectors. Hello? We’re right HERE! And there are literally thousands of GIjOE-related websites, fan forums and blogs that the GCC should be communicating with on a daily basis, leaving posts, placing ads, etc.

This unique 180-degree “panorama” image of the dealer showroom of JoeCon 2013, shows the convention at its peak attendance. Obviously, a business called “The GIjOE Coffee Company” should have a booth that is FRONT and CENTER during such an event! (Photo: Mark Otnes) Click to enlarge.

Question: Can anyone explain why a company with “GIjOE” in its name would ignore such an obvious and automatic base of supporters? Any marketing or public-relations person worth his or her salt should be advising the GCC to “zero-in” on GIjOE fans and collectors. Company reps should be attending ALL of the GIjOE shows, giving out free samples, and raising awareness of their products and charitable goals. Why the GCC continues to ignore “Joeheads” remains (for them) a nonsensical and unprofitable mystery. Someone stop the Madness!

As this screenshot reveals, some of the pricier incentives seemed completely over the top. Anyone with a basic working knowledge of the high cost of travel for a “4-night stay at a luxury resort” can compute that once this trip has been paid for, there would be little left of the original contribution to apply towards much else. But whatever the financial realities may be, it’s obvious why the public became reluctant to contribute. (Graphic: GCC)

Straying From Your “Core Message” Is Risky

This is all very basic, “Public Relations 101″ sort of stuff, but we’ll quickly recap it for those of you who are outside of the field. It’s very simple. Stay focused on achieving your stated goals and objectives. Target your market carefully. Switching marketing strategies in mid-stream serves only to muddle a company’s message and confuse its customers. The GIjOE Coffee Company made exactly those mistakes and blurred their message from one of compassion and support for disabled veterans, to promises of sexy girly posters and 4-day vacations. Such prurient tactics may work when trying to get 18-24 year-old males to buy a new brand of beer or an “irresistible” body spray, but a business hoping to support disabled veterans requires a more tactful approach; one that demonstrates a genuine desire to “give something back” out of respect and gratitude.

Offers of merchandise and vacations in exchange for financial contributions sent conflicting signals to potential buyers and supporters of GIjOE Coffee, resulting in very low response. (Photo: GCC)

Bottom Line: We love vacations and pretty girls as much as anyone (maybe more so!), but hopefully, the GIjOE Coffee Company has learned some important lessons from their recent fundraising flop. In our opinion, the best way to gain customers, supporters and contributors for their new coffee business, is not by targeting the libidos of young men, but by appealing to the hearts and minds of GIjOE fans, military families, and American citizens everywhere. Go, GCC!

In the first of 3 newly discovered vintage GIjOE commercials from 1964, child actor Paul O’Keefe reacts as his “Dad” shows him a new GIjOE equipment set. This scene is from the first of 3 vintage (1-minute, b&w) commercials recently premiered for the first time EVER (since it was last seen over 50 years ago) on Matt McKeeby’s “Vintage3djoes.com” website. Absolutely AMAZING! (Screenshot: Matt McKeeby)

GIjOE fan, collector and Vintage3djoes.com “curator,” Matt McKeeby. (Photo: MM)

Earliest Known GIjOE Footage Made For TV

Like a modern-day “Indiana Jones,” renowned GIjOE collector and curator of the famous Vintage3djoes website, Matt McKeeby continues to discover, restore and ultimately SHARE some of the earliest known examples of vintage GIjOE history with eager and insatiable fans. First it was the vintage figures themselves, displayed and photographed in full, glorious 360-degree “rotating” color photographs (see article HERE). Now McKeeby has announced the discovery of three “lost” GIjOE television commercials, which are quite likely the earliest ones to ever have been broadcast over the airwaves to the public. Of course, the last time anyone saw these commercials was over 50 years ago. Since that time, they’ve been hidden away by an unknown individual who now wishes to remain merely an “anonymous donor” to McKeeby’s unique online museum. According to Matt, the discovery of the three film reels proved to be quite fortuitous:

“These rare black-n-white commercials were very generously given to the Vintage3djoes website by an anonymous donor, who has earned the gratitude of Joe fans everywhere. When he was a teen in the 1970s, he found them (along with others, now in a private collection) as a salvage company demolished a building that had housed an advertising agency in Ohio.”

The first commercial opens with a wide shot of O’Keefe walking by a toy store window filled with racks of GIjOEs, equipment cards, and window-boxed uniform sets. As he walks, he sings “GIjOE, GIjOE, Fighting man from head to toe. On the land, on the sea, in the air!” (Photo: Matt McKeeby)

An enthusiastic O’Keefe pumps his fist while singing the famous GIjOE jingle, and this closeup reveals early GIjOE point-of-purchase advertising. (Photo: Matt McKeeby)

Can you imagine? If McKeeby’s mysterious “donor” teenager had not been on the ball, and if that wrecking ball had brought down that building in Ohio any faster, all of this important GIjOE advertising history would have been lost to the world—forever! Thankfully, the three B&W 16mm film reels are now in safe and secure hands. What do Joe fans have to look forward to? According to McKeeby:

“They are 1-minute spots produced by Hasbro’s advertising agency very early in the run. Careful viewers will be able to spot some great early issue and prototype items, along with a prototype footlocker which leads me to date these between mid 1964 and early 1965. These commercials have not been readily available to fans for nearly 50 years, and are shared exclusively on Vintage3DJoes.com!”

This superb screenshot from the first commercial shows an early prototype soldier with slightly different hand sculpts. Maybe we should call those “grenade-throwing” hands? (Photo: Matt McKeeby)

Keen-eyed Joeheads will be able to spot all the handmade prototype equipment in various shots from spot #1, including this Marine and his unique ammo-belt. OOHrah!
(Photo: Matt McKeeby)

The famous “1964 Toy Fair” sales film (HERE), of which we are all very familiar and which was produced for the eyes of major department and toy store buyers only, most certainly predates these three reels, but it was never actually shown on television. By contrast, Matt’s three films are all bona-fide commercials, created and intended to be seen by the vast, American viewing public. And at the time, 1-minute television spots were not uncommon. They allowed viewers to get better, longer looks at brand-new products.

’60s child actor, Paul O’Keefe (left), appeared as Patty’s “annoying brother Ross Lane” on The Patty Duke Show. This promotional still taken from the show is dated 1963, which would be correct. When he appeared in the GIjOE commercial, Ross was about 2 years older. (Photo: ABC Television)

TV’s First “GIjOE Kid?”

The young actors seen in vintage 1960s-’70s GIjOE sales films and commercials were all largely “unknowns.” Originally hired by advertising agencies more as “child models” than for their acting ability, the names and identities of most are now lost to eternity. However, “the kid” who was to be cast in this first GIjOE TV spot would be required to sing the GIjOE jingle, clearly narrate the various scenes, and act convincingly alongside an onscreen “father.” That upped the ante quite a bit and required the skills of a real child ACTOR. But who?

Fortunately, an eagle-eyed fan over on the Trenches forum known as “toyfan” was able to identify the child actor featured in Matt’s first commercial, revealing:

“That kid is the actor that played the little brother ‘Ross’ on The Patty Duke Show. That is an awesome commercial, Matt. Thanks for sharing! Can’t wait to see the others.”

TV’s first “GIjOE Kid,” actor Paul O’Keefe, as he appears today at age 62. (Photo: IMDb)

“Ross,” as it turns out, was actor Paul O’Keefe, who at the time, was 12 years old and playing the character “Ross Lane” opposite Patty Duke on ABC’s The Patty Duke Show. O’Keefe is now 62, and as far as we could determine, he is still acting. However, despite our best efforts, we could not reach him for comment (yet).

Bottom Line: What a wonderful gift to present and share with the GIjOE collecting community on our hero’s 50th Anniversary! We owe a great debt of gratitude to Matt’s unknown benefactor for preserving these film reels all these years, as well as Matthew McKeeby for assuming their current ownership and stewardship. For more information on this astonishing discovery, we highly recommend you visit Matt’s Vintage3djoes website. You can also view this first GIjOE TV commercial on Matt’s  Vintage3djoes Video Channel on YouTube.

Speak out! Determined to “spread the good word” about GIjOE on its 50th Anniversary, faithful fans such as Tearle Ashby (above) are taking advantage of opportunities to  display, demonstrate, and discuss the original and BEST version of “America’s Movable Fighting Man” to groups at libraries, schools, and even museums. Here, Tearle recounts the history of GIjOE at a recent appearance at the New York State Military Museum in Sarasota Springs, NY. (Photo: Col. Richard Goldenberg, Joint Force Headquarters)

Clearly, GIjOE still has plenty of fans at Boy’s Life magazine. This page is just part of the great coverage he recently received in the February 2014 issue. Out-STANDING! (Photo: Carin Reddig)

Disgruntled GIjOE Fans “Refuse to Forget”

Riddle Me This, Batman: What are collectors of 1:6 scale GIjOEs to do—in 2014? With few new 12-inch releases planned, even the simple act of going out to a toy store to pick up a “50th Anniversary Commemorative GIjOE” has been taken away from them. What are fans to do when Hasbro—GIjOE’s own creator(!)—barely acknowledges the iconic 12-inch line’s existence anymore, much less celebrates (in any appreciable way) its half-century of sales and enduring popularity?

Fortunately, despite Hasbro’s laissez-faire attitude towards its former flagship brand (many would argue that Lego has now assumed that mantle), “Joeheads” around the world have begun demonstrating that they are not yet ready to lay down and surrender. In fact, many are viewing 2014 not as the END of the epic GIjOE saga, but as the end of its beginning; preferring to look forward instead—to the NEXT 50 years of collecting!

GIjOE collector and advocate, Tearle Ashby, poses proudly with members of his superb 1970s Adventure Team at a special “50th Anniversary” exhibit held this month in the New York State Military Museum in Sarasota Springs, NY. (Photo: Col. Richard Goldenberg, Joint Force Headquarters)

No room for Joe? While it may seem a bit melodramatic, there’s no denying that toy store shelves will seem barren and dull without 12-inch GIjOEs in 2014. (Photo: Ross Franklin)

The “Bare-Shelved Realities” of 2014

As with the first so-called “end of GIjOE” in 1978, the current disappearance of 12-inch product from store shelves and its subsequent evaporation from Hasbro’s line-up en toto, leaves little doubt that “America’s Movable Fighting Man” is (once again) entering a period of corporately-forced “product retirement.” Anxious fans and collectors are already wondering, how long will Joe be away this time? Of course, no one outside of Hasbro’s boardrooms can answer that for sure, but it probably will be quite a while before we see 12-inch GIjOEs on store shelves again.

Nevertheless, a handful of resolute Joeheads have begun showing that they simply “refuse to forget” GIjOE, especially during its all-important 50th anniversary. In fact, in ever-increasing numbers, die-hard fans have begun creating their own unique ways and means of celebration, pushing past the apathetic executives of “the big H” to post their ideas on public forums such as Facebook, The Trenches, and The Sandbox. Supporting businesses too, have begun to chip in their own celebratory products and ideas. For example…

Opinions about the GIjOE club’s box design for its 2014 12-inch exclusive range from disappointed to mixed. Probably for budgetary reasons, the club chose to go with an all-black box with red logo, completely devoid of any supporting photos or illustration. As the theme is supposed to be based on a Green Beret figure, it’s a shame they didn’t commission a special 50th Anniversary painting from renowned Classic Collection artist, Larry Selman. In addition, the use of “Codename” surprises many, as it was most recently made famous by Joe’s 12-inch competitor, Captain Action. Stranger and stranger! (Photo: CIGCC)

Every 50th anniversary deserves a t-shirt, and this is what the club came up with. We suppose it’s okay, but the logo depicted is from the 1980s. Is that a minor point or a major mistake? The answer likely depends on your scale preference and/or penchant for accuracy. To be honest, we’re not too thrilled. (Photo: GIJCC)

The GIJCC Has Become “The Tip of the Spear”

In the absence of any official leadership from Hasbro, “spearheading” GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary during 2014 has fallen to the independently-run GIjOE Collector’s Club (GIJCC). Their upcoming JoeCon 2014 in Dallas,TX, with its 12-inch “Codename: GIjOE” exclusive 2-figure set (see HERE) is the closest thing fans will see resembling anything “official” being produced for Joe’s 50th Anniversary.

Depending on your perspective, this “passing of the torch” to the club can seem like a good thing or a bad thing. They (the club) have made no bones about their desire to merge the worlds of RAH and Cobra with that of the Vintage and Adventure Team fans, skewing conventions more and more towards collectors of “the little Joes” over the years. Indeed, with each passing JoeCon, collectors of 12-inch figures have felt more and more sidelined. At last year’s event in Indianapolis (see complete review HERE), it was almost embarrassingly one-sided.

The GIjOE Collector’s Club is the only known businesses creating and selling officially licensed “50th” merchandise such as tees and caps. Attendees of this year’s JoeCon can get them at the convention, and leftover copies are typically sold from the club’s website. (Photo: GIJCC)

Remember too—that the club’s convention figures are NOT created by Hasbro. They are completely designed and created by the club (under license from Hasbro) and always in VERY limited quantities. Bearing all this in mind, as the Codename: GIjOE 12-inch sets are the only “official” figures being produced for Joe’s 50th, they’re bound to sell out quickly. If you can afford to pick one up, we recommend that you (and Mr. Mastercard) act sooner, rather than later.

In lieu of Hasbro’s lack of 50th products and obvious corporate indifference, numerous “unofficial” items have begun to circulate among fans in celebration of GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary. For example, copies of this superbly made commemorative t-shirt are currently being given away FREE to lucky winners of Patches of Pride’s “Operation: Joe Karma 2014″ prize giveaway. WOW! (Photo: Mark Otnes)

“Unofficial” Celebrations Led by Fans Hoping to “Spread Joe Karma”

Independent 1:6 scale-related businesses and GIjOE fans are, of course, free to celebrate GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary in any way that they choose, as long as they do it in ways that don’t enable them to profit from the sale of items that may infringe upon the intellectual property or trademarks of Hasbro. One such “unofficial” effort comes to us from Patches of Pride owner, Mark Otnes, who has created nifty little “unofficial” 50th t-shirts and is giving them away as part of a unique promotion dubbed, “Operation: Joe Karma 2014.” When pressed for details, Otnes replied:

“GIjOE has given so many people so much pleasure for so long, that we were as shocked as anyone when Hasbro decided to let its 50th anniversary pass by practically unnoticed. So we thought giving away ‘freebies’ every day during 2014 could be the start of some sort of an ‘unofficial’ celebration. We hope fans enjoy the gifts and will spread their own ‘Joe Karma’ around as a result.”

Volunteering Your Time—For GIjOE!

It’s always a good idea to help spread some “Joe Karma” around, any way that you can. And one of the best ways fans are helping to celebrate GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary is by sharing their collection and passion for the hobby with others; hauling the best of their collections out to libraries, VFW halls and even museums; speaking about Joe collecting, and giving of their TIME—for Joe.

One example that stands out so far this year, occurred February 8th at the New York State Military Museum in Saratoga Springs, NY. According to the official press release we received from Colonel Richard Goldenberg of the NY Army National Guard:

“…to coincide with the 50th Anniversary of GIjOE, Tearle Ashby, who provided the figures for our ‘Toys and Tanks’ display, including vintage GIjOE, reproduction figures from the Timeless and Classic collections, 21st Century Toys, BBi, Dragon and others, will speak about GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary in a program at the museum on Saturday, Feb. 8th. Here’s another open invitation for GIjOE collectors in the Northeast to make the trip to Saratoga Springs, view the exhibit and maybe look up Tearle and give him incentive to start a Capital Region GIjOE collector’s group!”

Educational, exciting and eye-popping! Imagine the THRILL of seeing displays such as this one for the first time. In honor of GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary, why not volunteer to show off YOUR collection at a nearby library, school, or museum? (Photo: Lori Van Buren / Times Union)

Depending on the facilities, sharing your collection can be as “low tech” as bringing a few figures to your child’s classroom, or as “top-level” as this museum display featuring dust-proof plexi display cases, poster-sized blow-ups of vintage catalogs, and television displays running DVDs of original commercials or GIjOE documentaries. You’re only limited by your imagination! (Photo: Lori Van Buren / Times Union)

The sincerity and determination “not to forget” GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary is written all over Tearle Ashby’s face. What an inspiring fan! (Photo: Col. Richard Goldenberg / Joint Force Headquarters)

Bottom Line: Hasbro and the GIjOE Collector’s Club are both businesses first and foremost, each making their respective decisions based upon what they believe will generate the most profit revenue. Fans may be disappointed by some of their decisions, but business—is business. The passions and emotions of devoted fans cannot move mountains, nor can they alter these immutable facts. BUT…there are many things you CAN do in 2014 to celebrate GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary. For example…

Create a custom figure of a relative or famous military hero. Customize a vehicle or build a diorama. Take photographs of your efforts and share them with your family, friends and fellow fans. Display your collection at libraries, toy shows, schools and museums. Act as a local “advocate for GIjOE” like super-fan, Tearle Ashby (shown at right) and give a talk about the 1:6 scale hobby. Hand out any “extras” (gear, figures, etc.) that you may have as free gifts to others in a generous show of “Joe Karma.”

Whatever you choose to do, if you’re waiting for Hasbro to hold your hand in 2014, you can stop waiting. According to all trusted and currently available sources, other than the activities being planned for this year’s JoeCon 2014, nothing further of an “official” nature is being prepared to celebrate GIjOE’s 50th. For simple business reasons, the “Big H” has decided to take a very laid back attitude toward GIjOE’s anniversary, and that’s just a fact fans will have to live with. But we can still REFUSE—to forget. Go, JOE!

Fans and collectors of 12-inch GIjOEs are beginning to publicly air their displeasure regarding Hasbro’s disdainful treatment of an American toy icon on what SHOULD BE its wonderful 50th Anniversary. This group of Joes and their families gathered outside the home of collector Laura Ann Ostermeyer recently, waving placards and shouting various slogans in hopes of getting Hasbro’s attention and receiving the recognition they so clearly deserve. (Photo: Laura Ann Ostermeyer)

Unofficial GIjOE “rabble-rouser,” Rick Pell, stands outside Hasbro’s Worldwide Headquarters building in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Pell recently formed the “50 Years of GIjOE” fan group on Facebook as a way to help others vent their frustrations regarding Hasbro’s apparent indifference towards fans and collectors of 12-inch GIjOEs. (Photo: Rick Pell)

Frustrated Fans Finding Ways to “Vent”

Whether they’re young or old, men, women or children, the authors of the various comments and “open letters to Hasbro” currently pouring into the newly created 50 Years of GIjOE (50YOG) page on Facebook, reflect a widely diverse group of collectors with one unifying purpose—a desire to show respect and reverence for the original 12-inch version of GIjOE. Much like the signers of the Declaration of Independence, each of the so-called “50-yoggers” is fearlessly contributing his or her own uniquely written testimony to the group’s growing “permanent record,” which is targeted directly at the executives and other “suits” currently controlling Hasbro. Many of the new group’s members openly confess they are confused, even dumbstruck, by the toy company’s recent (in)actions concerning GIjOE. Others prefer to wax nostalgic, throwing yet another emotional plea onto an already growing “pyre of persuasion.” And the rest? Well, they’re just plain annoyed—and angry!

And who can blame them? For over a half a century, profits from the sales of GIjOE have been filling the coffers of Hasbro’s ever-burgeoning bank accounts. For ANY product, that reflects a great deal of hard-won customer loyalty and valuable “brand equity,” built up over a very long time (50 years!). But to the “shock and awe” of millions of dedicated and devoted GIjOE fans, the very same ones who grew up with and (still) fervently LOVE the original 12-inch version, 2014 is turning out to be the year that Hasbro decided to bluntly, almost cavalierly—cast them aside.

What would the original “Hasbro Boy” think of the company’s 2014 decision to turn its back on the iconic 12-inch action figure that made the company such a huge success? (We doubt he would be pleased!)

A Major Corporate Blunder? Definitely.

To squander such high levels of brand loyalty (and equity) by telling your past customers to essentially “take a hike,” is almost unthinkable to other, less fortunate companies. And yet, that appears to be exactly what Hasbro is doing. Instead of producing something resembling ANYTHING to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of “America’s Movable Fighting Man,” short-sighted, penny-pinching executives at Hasbro appear content to simply skip right over the occasion, hoping that no one (of importance) will notice. In fact, during last week’s “new product announcements” made during New York’s industry-wide Toy Fair, eager fans of Hasbro’s 12-inch GIjOE were met only with stony silence and corporate indifference. Fans of the “little Joes” are (for now) still “safe,” but if you weren’t interested in Transformers, Star Wars, Legos or the diminutive 3.75″ Joes, you were out of luck.

Possible Protest Petition Planned?

As was so clearly demonstrated by fellow fan, Tearle Ashby (see previous article HERE), it only takes ONE dedicated Joehead to stand up and make a difference. It’s easy enough for fans to sit on the sidelines and grumble, but nothing ever happens or changes unless and until someone stands up and says, “Enough is ENOUGH!” In this case, that “one” may be longtime GIjOE fan and collector, Rick Pell. Having received no apologies or words of encouragement from Hasbro, a clearly disappointed Pell decided to create the all-new 50YOG Facebook group so that other frustrated fans would have a place to share (or vent) their stories of frustration. According to Rick:

50YOG Facebook group organizer, Rick Pell. (Photo: Rick Pell)

“I’m a GIjOE collector and I’m trying to get Hasbro’s attention to show that there are MANY collectors out there who are really dedicated—and disappointed—that Hasbro hasn’t done anything for the 50th Anniversary of GIjOE. To this end, I’ve started a new Facebook group (see HERE) that I invite all of you to join if you want to approach Hasbro and see if they will celebrate the 50th birthday of the 12-inch GIjOE we all grew up with. We are serious about GIjOE, and his 50th Anniversary will be remembered with or without their support. I live 2 miles from Hasbro’s corporate offices, so if we get enough members and feedback, I will personally go to Hasbro with our requests!” —Rick Pell

“I say we go out in front of Hasbro’s HQ and hold up 12 inch boxes like picket signs and scream at them until they make 12 inch figures.” —Jared Fabie

GIjOE fan and collector, Carin Reddig. (Photo: Carin Reddig)

“Dear Hasbro – I grew up in the 1970s and even though I was a Barbie-loving girl, I was equally as crazy about GIjOE. Many happy memories playing ‘war’ with both painted-heads (hand me downs and yard sale finds) and fuzzheads. I thought the Sea Wolf was just about the coolest toy ever made! I have supported every Joe line ever made; Super Joe, RAH, Sigma 6, you name it. But NOTHING replaces the original 12-inch Joes and nothing ever will. You can’t throw a Mike Power figure into the KREO line and think that is a fitting tribute to Joe’s 50th. He deserves MUCH better—and so do I!” —Carin Reddig

GIjOE fan and collector, Joe Martin. (Photo: JM)

“Hasbro, your lack of ANYTHING to celebrate GIjOE’s milestone anniversary is pathetic and an insult to every kid who ever owned the world’s first action figure. It’s also a slap in the face to all of your former employees who helped create and nurture the line throughout its various incarnations. Shame on you!” —Joe Martin

GIjOE fan and “playscaler,” Laura Ann Ostermeyer. (Photo: Laura Ann Ostermeyer)

“Dear Hasbro, I am 45 years old and can honestly say that 1:6 scale playscale is a hobby that is growing in leaps and bounds in popularity among all ethnicities and economic backgrounds, all over the world. Many fans are sharing this hobby with their children and grandchildren who will in turn, share it with THEIR kids. I feel like so many times, America, ignores its history. I know ‘play’ has changed so much from when I was born in 1968, but there are certain traditions that can still exist—if we believe and let them. For you to ignore GIjOE—especially its original 12″ incarnation—is a travesty. There are multitudes of us who would still buy him. Please think again before totally ignoring his 50th Anniversary. Thank you!” —Laura Ann Ostermeyer

“I just don’t get it. What are you thinking Hasbro? Your company was built on GIjOE, and by that I mean the ORIGINAL, 12-inch military-themed, booger-pickin handed action figure. Along comes Joe’s 50th Anniversary and what do you do? Release some 3.75-inch Joes. Huh? What’s up with that?” —Keith Mayo

GIjOE fan and collector, Joe Uffner. (Photo: JU)

“Dear Hasbro, you really should honor the toy that made you the company you are today. Bring back the 12-inch Joes and equipment sets to go with them. It worked back then and I’m sure it would work now. There are PLENTY of those folks around, plus collectors and kids, who would still eat that stuff up.” —Joe Uffner

Jim Haupt’s poignant photo comic perfectly captures the hurt feelings of fans and collectors of 12-inch GIjOEs in 2014. How sad! (Photo: Jim Haupt) Click to enlarge.

“GIjOE was a favorite action figure for me as a child, and I’m STILL collecting vintage 1960′s-1970′s Joes. This is its 50th anniversary, so I would like to see Hasbro make a 12-inch GIjOE to help mark this important milestone. I hope you have plans to include 12-inch GIjOEs in some sort of 50th celebration, Hasbro. If not, then SHAME on you!” —Jim Haupt

GIjOE fan and master chef, W. Michael Morgan, works intently on a culinary creation at his restaurant “around the corner” from Hasbro headquarters in Providence, RI. Unfortunately, his recent conversation with a highly placed Hasbro rep didn’t produce nearly as nice a result as his superb cooking. (Photo: Phillip McKendall)

Bottom Line: Hasbro’s unfortunate actions are undeniably short-sighted and ultimately—bad for business. To turn away vast numbers of adult customers, armed with deep pockets and readily available credit cards, for yet another “reimagining” of GIjOE as some sort of “virtual warrior” in 3D video games (or whatever) will end up costing the company untold future profits and lost goodwill. Instead of strengthening GIjOE’s brand equity, it seems likely to weaken it instead. Hasbro is saying “good-bye” to more than just a lot of money. Sadly, the most revealing quote of all came from one dejected 50-yogger Joe fan who happens to work very close to “the front lines.” We leave you with his not-too-rosy description of a recent personal encounter:

“I had a very special customer this afternoon at the restaurant. I work in downtown Providence, RI, around the corner from Hasbro HQ. Let’s just say his last name began with an H and ended in ‘feld.’ Questions about the anniversary of our favorite action figure were met with hostility and grumbles. I guess whatever we get from the national club will be all we’ll be seeing.” —W. Michael Morgan

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A Note From the Editor:

There’s one guy on The Joe Report (TJR) staff that we rarely hear from unless something exciting has happened, and that’s “Bob,” our resident statistician. Typically buried beneath mounds of facts and figures, Bob came running down the hallway today from his tiny office (actually, it used to be a closet) waving a sheaf of papers over his head and yelling at the top of his lungs:

“Wait til you see this, Boss! It’s like the planets have aligned or something. These numbers…they’re…they’re… absolutely AMAZING!”

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Startled by his outburst, we sat Bob down and urged him to catch his breath before continuing. I knew this was probably something really big, so, despite the time of day, I asked our new intern, “Tiffini,” to go to the bar in the conference room and bring back some whiskey. We gave Bob a quick shot of “Johnnie Walker Red” and he knocked it back gratefully, slamming the shot glass back down on my desk before proceeding to tell us about a highly intriguing series of statistics, or “numbers” as he liked to call them. What Bob revealed was definitely exciting. It sort of felt like that moment when you suddenly see your car’s odometer turning over from 99,999 to 100,000 miles—really cool! Bob was right. We HAD to share this news with our faithful readers. And HERRRRE it is:

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Happy 2nd Anniversary, TJR!

Today is our 2nd Anniversary as a blogazine on WordPress! Exactly two years ago TODAY, The Joe Report first debuted across the world’s news readers with a simple little story about 1:6 scale Riddell baseball batting helmets (see article HERE). It was a fun and popular little “find” to be sure. And with that, we were off and running. Happy Anniversary, TJR!

Over a Quarter of a MILLION Views!

Today, our “Viewership” also ticked over 250,000 (to 250,992 to be exact). For ANY website to receive over a quarter of a million visits in only 2 years means it’s an undeniable success. A great big “THANKS” to all of our readers who’ve helped make it all possible.

Thank you for all your comments. Keep ‘em coming! (Photo: atomicreach)

1,000 Reader Comments!

Finally, we received our 1,000th reader-supplied comment today. Comments come in from “all corners of the globe” and are always insightful, humorous and informative. If you wonder who was “commenter #1000,” it was longtime TJR supporter, Kent Williams. And yes, Kent will receive a prize for his timely and informative commentary: a FREE (1:6 scale) “unofficial” GIjOE 50th Anniversary t-shirt from Patches of Pride. Congrats!

Bottom Line: Although our statistician Bob has zero tolerance for alcohol, and was pretty much lost to us for the rest of the day, his exciting revelations served to remind us of all the great contributions we’ve receive from our readers. We truly and sincerely appreciate everyone’s input, and are VERY grateful for your support and 1:6 scale intel. Keep it coming, fellow 1:6ers! —Mark Otnes, Editor

If you have a 1:6 scale cannibalistic serial killer you need to transport, what better way than with one of Jonathan’s outstanding, all-metal “Hand Trucks?” (Photo: Jonathan De Guzman)

At a time when Hasbro has decided to cease production of 1:6 scale GIjOEs, vehicles and related equipment, fans and collectors are increasingly turning to outside manufacturers, customizers, and other 1:6 scale-related businesses to satisfy their needs. At the top of anyone’s list of the “world’s greatest customizers” would have to be Jonathan De Guzman of the Philippines. De Guzman’s miniature metal works of art have quickly become the “gold-standard” against which all others are struggling to compare (see our in-depth profile on De Guzman HERE).

Remember, Jonathan’s work is 100% handmade, so his prices can seem high to a fandom used to the vacuum-formed plastic, mass-produced in China, economic scale of toy production. However, with less and less 1:6 scale product available, a growing number of collectors have shown they are willing to wait and save ($) for the undeniable honor of owning “a De Guzman Original.”

Bottom Line: The main problem for fans who are still “on the fence” about the cost, is that Jonathan doesn’t have a sophisticated website or catalog. Fortunately, a new “2-Minute Product Review” video recently produced by Patches of Pride provides collectors with a unique opportunity for a closeup “hands-on” look of one of De Guzman’s recent works, a 1:6 scale “Hand Truck.” After seeing the video, any concerns about the worth and quality of De Guzman’s custom creations are quickly laid to rest. Our rating of this product: ♦♦♦♦♦ (5 diamonds out of 5).

In this file photo, a US Marine Corps Drill Instructor (left) watches as a new recruit or “puke” goes through the various steps and procedures required for proper execution of “Inspection Arms.” (Photo: USMC)

USMC Drill Instructor Keith Mayo, utilized descriptions of vintage 12-inch GIjOEs to inspire and instruct his platoon. (Photo: Keith Mayo)

Over the past 50 years, GIjOE has had a tremendous impact on millions of men, women and children. Originally patterned after military personnel, Joe’s highly detailed 1:6 scale uniforms, weapons, equipment, and related vehicles have also helped instruct and enlighten countless fans to the myriad ways and means of the Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps. One such Joehead (also a bona-fide “Jarhead”) is real-life former USMC drill instructor, Keith Mayo, who recently recounted an ocassion in which GIjOE had helped him instruct a squad bay full of “pukes” in the finer points of “Inspection Arms,” thereby enabling them to win a drill competition later in the week. According to Mayo:

“As a brand new USMC Drill Instructor on my first platoon, I was never allowed to teach the boys anything. My job was to yell and scream for 18 hrs a day. The ‘Heavy A’ (green belt DI with the most experience) did all the teaching. This one day, it was raining cats and dogs, so we were doing drill inside the squad bay.

With little room to maneuver, we concentrated on ‘Inspection Arms.’ The 2nd, 3rd and 4th counts of that movement require the proper placement of the thumb and first finger on the M-16 charging handle in just a certain way. After going over the first four movements for about a half an hour and the boys not getting it just so, the Heavy A lost his temper and stormed off for a dip of chew.

File photo of USMC recruits being instructed how to properly execute “Inspection Arms.” (Photo: USMC)

The recruits stood there silently, not knowing what to do. I broke ‘character’ and had them gather around me in a circle. ‘How many of you maggots had a GIjOE when you were a kid? And I don’t mean that little dude—I mean the REAL GIjOE?’ The majority of them raised their hands (this was in 1982 btw). Then I said, ‘Do you remember Joe’s booger-pickin’ fingers on his right hand that made it impossible for him to hold anything?’ They yelled back in unison ‘YES, SIR!!!’ I told them that was EXACTLY what we were looking for.

I then called the Heavy A back over and told him to give it just one more try. He reluctantly agreed and called the platoon to attention and in a voice that would make R. Lee Ermy sound like a little girl he gave the command, ‘Inspection – ARMS!!!’ To his amazement, the boys got the movement perfectly. He was dumbfounded. ‘How in the HELL did you get them to do that, Sgt Mayo?’ I smiled a bit, looked at the recruits and said the catch phrase from a commercial that was popular at the time: ‘Ancient Chinese Secret.’ The platoon burst out in laughter and we took them out in the rain and made ‘em dig in ‘the sand pit’ for a while for their lack of discipline. When we got to the Drill Competition later in the week, I said to them as they were getting into formation, ‘Remember, GIjOE.’ We won the trophy that day and all the credit goes to GIjOE! True story. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin.” —Semper Joe, BDK

In this file photo, the D.I. has stepped aside as a Captain takes over the inspection. It’s ironic to note that GIjOE, originally inspired by the armed forces, has in turn, inspired them! (Photo: USMC)

Bottom Line: We’d like to thank Keith Mayo for his inspirational and entertaining story. Of course, we know that his isn’t the only tale of GIjOE helping and/or inspiring others. We know that there are thousands more, and we’d love to hear YOUR inspirational Joe-story as well. Please email it to us HERE at The Joe Report and we’ll be happy to share it with the rest of the world. OOHrah!

No, they weren’t perfect, but Don Levine’s “Masterpiece Edition” GIjOEs were the first Hasbro-licensed reproductions of the original 12-inch figures that fans had seen since the 12-inch line ceased production back in 1976. John Michlig’s ground-breaking book, “GIjOE: The Story Behind the Legend,” also proved to be a revealing and historic commemoration of the iconic toy. Unfortunately, Hasbro showed little interest in Michlig and Levine’s 2-part project and proved to be more of an apathetic observer than a supportive or encouraging mentor. (Photo: Vectis Auctions)

 Apathetic Company Forces Fans to Fend For Themselves

With all the silent stonewalling emanating from Hasbro in 2014 regarding GIjOE’s 50th and (so-called) “golden” anniversary, it should come as no surprise to fans to learn that the company’s stunning indifference to its 12-inch action figure is in actuality—nothing new. In fact, in a revealing post made just last week over on the new “50 Years of GIjOE” fan group (hosted on Facebook HERE), the renowned GIjOE author and historian, John Michlig, bluntly and forthrightly recalled the many “blank stares” he received and the surprisingly minimal interest Hasbro had in reviving what they derisively described as, an “ugly old body.” According to Michlig:

Author, GIjOE historian and Masterpiece Edtion co-creator, John Michlig. (Photo: John Michlig)

“It’s been interesting catching up with ‘Friends of GIjOE’ via groups like this on Facebook. Hasbro’s apparent attitude toward the 12-inch ‘original configuration’ GIjOE on its 50th birthday brings to mind the blank stares we received when proposing the return of the original GIjOE via the Masterpiece Edition back in the mid-90s. I naively thought it would be a no-brainer: After all, I was going in with Don Levine himself(!), who was willing to bring his reminisces to the book aspect of the project as well as his expertise to the re-creation of the tooling, etc. Instead, we heard, ‘Who wants that ugly old body?’ Hasbro really didn’t see the attraction. So, we ponied up SIX FIGURES for a license and re-tooled the original ‘ugly old body,’ and the rest is history. Of course, after we sold a whole bunch of Masterpiece Edition sets, Hasbro thought enough of the ‘old’ Joe that they introduced the Timeless Collection line.”

Don Levine interviewed on CBN (Photo: CBN)

Hasbro’s (by now, almost predictable) lackadaisical attitude toward 12-inch GIjOEs has long acted as an anchor, dragging down attempts by fans like Michlig and other enthusiastic supporters. Over the years, renewed suggestions and repeated requests from collectors for Hasbro to return to its original “razors and blades” marketing concept continued to fall on deaf ears in the corporate boardroom. Fortunately, Michlig was able to recruit powerful allies, and went on to describe how he met and gained the full cooperation of creator Don Levine and many others, stating:

“The Intrepid event is where I first encountered ‘GIjOE fandom,’ and also the place where I first met Don Levine. I have a picture I took of him attending the press conference where they were announcing the new ‘Sgt Savage’ line, and he looks like a guy watching his son graduate from college. Right after I took the picture I walked up and said, ‘You had something to do with this, didn’t you?’ A LONG conversation followed.”

1990s Hasbro Product Manager, Kirk Bozigian (Photo: GIJCC)

Fortunately for fans and collectors, that “long conversation” would turn into the highly prized “Masterpiece Edition” line of books and figures, which prompted renewed interest in 12-inch GIjOEs among grown men seeking to reconnect with “an old friend,” and young children who had never seen a toy quite like it before (no, we don’t count Barbie’s beau, Ken!). Michlig concluded his reminiscences by lauding another who had helped inspire the revival of 12-inch GIjOEs:

In this screenshot from a video released by the Replica Prop Forum (RPF), professional Prop Master, Ryan Nagata, poses with some of his 1:1 scale custom ray guns at a 2012 “prop party” convention held in California. (Photo: RPF)

21st Century Toys—Taken to the Nth Degree

It’s Thursday, so that means it must be—Tank Day! And what better way to celebrate Tank Day than by remembering the superb 1:6 scale Stuart tank produced by 21st Century Toys? You know the one. Right out of the box, that heavy, plastic beast of a machine was a ton-o-fun for GIjOE and RC fans alike. Its wheels, treads, and opening hatches were all were nicely done, but ardent “tankers” couldn’t help but want—more.

Fortunatley, along came highly talented, professional “prop master,” Ryan Nagata. Ryan’s experience in creating impeccable recreations of famous movie props made him a superbly qualified candidate to take the Stuart to the next, higher level. And so, after properly researching the extensive WWII history of 21st’s spunky “iron coffin,” Ryan soon had his own Stuart transformed to an astonishingly accurate replica with heretofore unimagined levels of detail and realism.

Ultimately, “tanks” to the internet (Ha!), Mr. Nagata’s intricately customized Stuart quickly became world-famous. It’s now an unbelievable example of a rolling, smoke-belching, gun-firing work of miniature military ART. Beautiful to behold and thrilling to operate, it’s the sort of tank all GIjOE fans dream of adding to their collections. According to Nagata:

“This is a 1:6 scale model of a WWII Stuart tank I built for an upcoming project. This one has all the bells and whistles including proportional steering, a working turret, recoiling gun barrel, a mini smoke generator to simulate exhaust, working head and tail lights, and an animatronic commander and driver.”

Bottom Line: Absolutely amazing work, Ryan. Thank you for inspiring so many fans and showing us what a 21st Century Stuart CAN become if we take our time to do—it—right. Imagine all the “backyard battle action” that “tankers” could enjoy with this beauty! If you’d like to see a video of Ryan discussing his professional prop creations, go HERE. If you’d like to see Nagata’s tank as profiled on the Patches of Pride site, go HERE. If you’d like to learn more about the man himself, visit Ryan’s personal website HERE.

During the economic growth periods of the ’80s and ’90s, it seemed Toys ‘R Us could do no wrong as its stores continued to grow larger and become omnipresent around the world. Today however, a sluggish worldwide economy and increasing competition from Walmart and Amazon have combined to put severe pressure on the toy giant’s once dominant market position. (Photo: Toys ‘R’ Us)

Toys ‘R’ Us mascot, “Geoffrey” (also unceremoniously “retired”), is looking a little less upbeat these days, especially after hearing the sad news that 100 of his beloved stores will soon be closing. (Graphic: Toys ‘R’ Us)

The End of “Brick & Mortar” Toy Stores?

In an article published Monday, March 3rd, 2014 in the digital edition of the The Record, stunning news was revealed regarding the not-so-rosy future of giant toy retailer, Toys ‘R’ Us. According to The Record’s staff writer, Joan Verdon, the once dominant company will soon cut 200 corporate jobs at its headquarters, and then close 100 of its stores. Here is the article (edited for length):

Toys “R” Us is expected to announce layoffs at its headquarters in Wayne (NJ), and some 100 store closings in the coming weeks, according to industry sources. Toys spokeswoman Kathleen Waugh would not comment Monday on a New York Post report that the retailer is preparing to eliminate up to 200 corporate jobs, but toy industry sources said they expect cutbacks will be announced soon. “We’re all waiting for the shoe to drop,” said one toy analyst.

At the American International Toy Fair in New York City two weeks ago, several manufacturers said privately that Toys executives had told them they would be making cuts and streamlining operations in order to improve the company’s focus. “We’ve all heard the rumors and we all expect there are going to be layoffs and store closings,” said veteran industry observer Jim Silver, editor of TTPM, a toy review and news website.

Cutbacks and store closings have been predicted for Toys since early January, when the retailer posted another set of disappointing holiday sales results for Christmas 2013. Sales at U.S. stores declined 4.1 percent in the fourth quarter, which includes the important holiday shopping months of November and December, the period when Toys makes most of its profit for the year.

Sean McGowan, a senior analyst at Needham & Co., said he had no specific information about planned cuts at Toys, but said the company has been under growing competitive pressure, particularly from online retailer Amazon. “What’s ominous about Amazon’s growth is it strikes at the heart of one of Toys’ competitive advantages, which is selection,” McGowan said. While Walmart and Target have a smaller selection of toys in their stores than Toys, a website such as Amazon can offer a limitless selection of toys.

Bottom Line: While Toys ‘R’ Us isn’t going away completely, the experience of taking your child, hand-in-hand to a neighborhood toy store to “marvel” at all the latest cool toys, may soon become a distant memory for many people. In fact, playing with toys, games, dolls and other inanimate objects, which was once considered so vital, almost revered by children, also appears to be threatened. The world is changing. And the children of today are growing up so MUCH faster. As time marches on, it seems inevitable that future youth will become hooked on electronic distractions such as cell phones, the internet and video games at ever younger ages, leaving their innocence and the carefree “play” of childhood behind all too soon. The ultimate result? Who can say?

In this scene from commercial #2, child actor Paul O’Keefe searches through a prototype footlocker full of prototype gear. What an amazing moment in GIjOE history! (Screenshot courtesy of Matthew McKeeby)

In an eagerly anticipated follow-up to an article (recently published HERE on The Joe Report) regarding the discovery and restoration of a long-lost 1964 GIjOE TV commercial, renowned GIjOE collector and archivist, Matthew McKeeby, has just announced the completed restoration and release of two additional vintage GIjOE commercials. According to McKeeby’s press release:

GIjOE fan, collector and Vintage3djoes.com museum “curator,” Matthew McKeeby. (Photo: Matthew McKeeby)

“While the big news this week is the arrival of Joelanta, things are moving right along at Vintage3DJoes.com, with the release of two more rediscovered 1964 television commercials! These follow the spot released on the site last month.

The two new black and white commercials both begin with some sharp stock footage of early 1960s military maneuvers and move on to shots of kids playing with GIjOE in great diorama settings. One focuses on GIjOE’s poseability, while the other features available accessory sets.  As with the previously released spot, early issue and prototype items abound creating a visual feast for collectors of military-era Joes and anyone interested in the roots of the greatest of all action figures!”

Ace Allgood (shown at right) greets a fellow collector at last year’s Joelanta. Allgood has a professional background in video production and recently assisted GIjOE’s online “curator,” Matthew McKeeby in restoring two 1964 GIjOE TV commercials for the Vintage3djoes.com website. (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Look into his eyes. This GIjOE from commercial #3 was one of the first ever created! It’s a rare, prototype figure, probably long ago destroyed, that exists now, only in our memories. (Screenshot courtesy of Matthew McKeeby)

As Hasbro Turns Their Back During GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary, Dedicated Fans Join Forces to Help Restore and Preserve His History—Before It’s Too Late

In an intriguing twist to this story, Matthew informed us that he had enlisted the professional skills and talents of fellow GIjOE collector and video professional, Ace Allgood. Together, the two dedicated “GIjOE historians” cleaned-up the irritating audio and video problems so common to old film reels, thereby preserving two more important pieces of GIjOE history for future generations. McKeeby continued:

“Enjoyment of these commercials wouldn’t be possible without the hard work of collector extraordinaire, Ace Allgood.  Ace is one of the most enthusiastic fans of Joe there is, and is a professional in the video and editing field. He graciously volunteered his time and connections to help makes these audible again after others said the sound couldn’t be fixed.  He also ensured higher resolution footage and deserves all our thanks!  Check out his website HERE and his collection HERE!”

To GIjOE collectors, these precious, three-of-a-kind film reels from 1964 are worth MORE than their combined weight in gold. Fortunately, they’re all now in very good hands! (Photo: Matthew McKeeby)

Bottom Line: GIjOE fans around the world owe Matthew McKeeby and Ace Allgood a great debt for all the fine work they’ve done to help preserve GIjOE’s history. To view all three of the newly restored vintage commercials, jump HERE now. And if you haven’t visited McKeeby’s amazing Vintage3DJoes.com website yet, it is undoubtedly one of the world’s BEST interactive “museums” of GIjOE nostalgia and information. Check it out today to celebrate GIjOE’s 50th Anniversary!

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Bottom Line: It’s big. It’s fun. It’s full of GIjOE dealers, collectors and fans. Be There! ‘Nuff said!

An Auto World press release touting their current “Extreme Sale” on all things Captain Action.

Who wants to be a Superhero? No one more than ol’ Captain Action himself! (Photo: Mark Otnes)

Calling All Captain Action Fans!

You never know where the next great 1:6 scale deal will come from. This week, a bunch of them have popped up over at Auto World (see website HERE). Auto World continues to expand its inventory and reputation beyond selling simply die-cast cars and slot cars and has moved most recently into offering model kits, clothing, and yes, even action figures!

Normally, their pricing isn’t all that special, but for the moment, they’ve got our attention. All of the (new-ish) Round 2 Captain Action figures and uniform sets have been slashed in price during an aptly named, “Extreme Sale.” And while the prices are not “Walmart clearance cheap,” the deals they’re offering are very tempting. Take the deluxe CA figure, for example. It’s been marked down from $39.99 to $19.99! Anytime you can save $20 off a figure is a good deal in our book.

Bottom Line: If you haven’t “gotten your feet wet” collecting the new CA figures or uniform sets yet, Auto World’s “Extreme Sale” may be just the money-saving opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Speaking from experience of ownership, we can heartily recommend ALL of the “deluxe” versions of Captain Action, Dr. Evil, Spiderman, Thor, Captain America and Loki. After that, the quality slips a bit, but put these costumes and masks on some of your unused GIjOE bodies and you have instant Marvel FUN. Excelsior! Let Justice be Done!

Toy Expert and Pop-Culture Blogger, Rudy Panucci (Photo: Rudy Panucci)

Okay 1:6ers, grab a cup-a-Joe, put your feet up and prepare to spend the next 38 minutes catching up on everything you missed at Joelanta 2014. This superb “highlight reel” was produced by renowned toy expert and “pop culteer,” Rudy Panucci, and is an obvious MUST SEE for all GIjOE fans. If you weren’t able to attend the show, it’s an ideal opportunity to walk around in Rudy’s shoes as he goes from the dealer rooms to the exhibits, discussions, car show, concert, parachute drop and more.

Bottom Line: For more information, we also highly recommend you visit Rudy’s website HERE (and tell him The Joe Report sent’cha)!